384. FAAAAAAT MAAAAAN!!!!!

216.0 POUNDS

That was my weight today.

MY HEAVIEST WEIGHT EVER!

And I am feeling it.
Sluggish.
Tired.
Aches and pains.
Depression. Lethargy.

Yeah, the whole “Old Fat Guy” litany.

So what am I gonna do about it?

Ask me after I finish this huge, refreshing mug of Coca Cola.